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Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	673	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8582
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	132

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	6812
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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hEy yOu! yEs yOu! wAnNa jOiN tHe mOsT ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR?! wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, oN tHiS sErVeR wE hAvE nOrThErN bAlD iBiSeS bAcK fRoM tHe bRiNk oF eXtInCtIoN! yOu cAn hAnG oUt wItH tHeSe cOoL bIrDs aNd bUiLd yOuR oWn cItY fOr tHeM tO lIvE iN! aNd iF yOu dOn’T lIkE bIrDs, wE hAvE tAlKiNg cArRoTs aNd dAnCiNg pIgS tOo! cOmE jOiN uS fOr aN aBsOlUtElY cRaZy tImE, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6583

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6