Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

cell biology, Defects, Diagnosis, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic pathways, genetic testing, lymphedema, Medical research, nail, nail abnormalities, Pathogenesis, pcp, PCP pathway, planar cell polarity, Quest, rare diseases, research, respiratory symptoms, study, Treatment, Yellow, yellow nail syndrome

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Farms Harvested:	871
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3912
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

adult language, Anyátoks, curse words, disrespectful language, explicit content, explicit language, Hungarian, Hungarian curse words, inappropriate language, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, long tail tag, mature language, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive language, offensive words, parental advisory, Profanity, smp, strong language, strong language warning, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	161
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	3194
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	157	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3840	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1052

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!