LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	7242
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8015

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1984	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	177	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	160

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!