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TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	9192	Animals Bred:	32

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	972
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	940497	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	5407	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8694	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Crops Grown:	8284	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	1167	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4383	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	3488	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.