Lands of Schlotl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4320
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ores Mined:	550	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6717
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7901

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	4601	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Farms Harvested:	928	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9420
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149