Lands of Eden | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	8243	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1295
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	737
Crops Grown:	5244	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mines Excavated:	3716
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5814
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	6615
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Towns Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	104	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Ores Mined:	858
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3453

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Players:	109/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3