LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2700
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Emeralds Found:	4902	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Emeralds Found:	2480
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	1470

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	23882	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2793
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6785	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	363	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!