Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3345
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ADHD & Autism Crafters

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So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GegMC

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Welcome to GegMC!

We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7858	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FennecMC

Events, FennecMC, KitPvP, Minecraft, paypal prizes, PvP, ReDStonePvP, Tournaments

Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

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The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

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WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock Players)	19132
Players	Around 15 total

Join our Discord:

https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

Server Details:

Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

Community:

Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can console and PE players join?	Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
How many players are usually online?	Around 15 players total on and off.
What QOL plugins are available?	Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2128	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

5 Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FriendshipRescueCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	391044
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DisagreeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	8286
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	4499	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fish Oil Factory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FunCraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Age of World	300 days
Requirements	No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.