Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5500	Dragon Eggs Found:	8852
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, Adventure, blockbuster, Book, CAPE, capeshit, Comic, dc, Decade, Entertainment, film, Good, Happened, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, mid, Minecraft, Movie, Shit, smp, Special effects, SuperHero, Villains

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7320	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical tensions, harm’s way, international relations, Israeli, Israeli demand, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace enforcement, Peacebuilding, peacekeepers’ safety., peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operations, security forces, U.N. peacekeepers, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, United Nations Security Council

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1226

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, Craft, Dark, Dark Matter, DETECTION, detection method, Extraterrestrial Signals, gravitational pull, mars, matter, MIT study, orbit changes, passing dark matter, planetary movement, red planet, scientific research, space exploration, theoretical physics, Universe, wobble

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5781	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

amputee, Androids, Anime, Ball, battle, Cell, disability, dragon ball, Dragon.., Fighting, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, power levels, Privilege, Saiyan, Server, Sparking, sparking! zero, strength, Superpowers, transformation, Vegeta

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3129
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.