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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crops Grown: 2974

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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