Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Enchantments Applied:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	720	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!