Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7769
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ores Mined:	3712

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

qubecraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	236

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Majkrafci

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.