Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Zurve

Welcome to Zurve Minecraft server!IP is: Zurve.mcserv.fun

We are on latest version of Minecraft. 1.20.4

Join us in Discord: https://discord.gg/cdr8EYRx4p

We strive to create a laid back friendly atmosphere where players can have a lot of fun and enjoy the server at their own pace. This is a brand new Java server it’s still early in development but we already have a lot to offer with more to come in the future with some unique features!

Some of the things you can currently enjoy on the server:

Kits Crates Jobs Land Claiming MCMMO Slimefun Parkours Vehicles Fossils and Artifacts Peaceful World Monster World Flatland World

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Dimension

On this server you will find things such as the TARDIS plugin, Towny, MCJobs, Survival, Custom World! and more. There is always something for you to do. To join just type minecraftdimension.net in the add server section (Make sure to rename the server) and come and enjoy the wonders! The server is currently running 1.12! When you join you will quickly learn that there is a community waiting for you to join and be apart of. Competitions are held every month and they can include Build Comps, Pig Racing and more! These competitions have rewards for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. 1st gets Dimension rank (3rd highest none DEV rank), 2nd and 3rd gets in-game money. There are also other fun things to do with the players that aren’t an official comp like PvP, Boss Battles, Exploration, Building, Parkour and flying through space and time in TARDISes! You can also travel to different worlds such as the nether all through a tiny little box The also very popular Creative World is accessed by getting a rank, any rank! This can be done via the server website (linked below) and the lowest buyable rank is $10.

The very kind, helpful and loyal DEV’s will always be there for you. If you need help from one of them or need them for something they are always ready and easy to contact.

As long as you follow the rules, be kind and be respectful to the other players, there is nothing that can spoil this opportunity. Minecraft Dimension will be like a paradise. 🙂

Make sure to join the server forums to! Link: http://minecraftdimension.enjin.com/home

And while your at it make sure to join the server discord! More info at: http://minecraftdimension.enjin.com/forum/m/24135892/viewthread/27824011-server-discord-chat-group/post

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Immortal Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Immortal Raids is a factions, mcmmo, and pvp server where you can start a faction, build a base, and raid other people’s bases to climb the ladder to be the top faction on the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MirageMC

Mirage is a regular Minecraft server with some topical stuff added in for fun. The owner is a meme-driven man with an insane lust for RPG features which sometimes leak into survival.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrutalFactions

SERVER IP: PLAY.BRUTALFACTIONS.US Brutalfactions FactionsPvP

Brutalfactions is a fun factionsPvP server! We have both plugins and great players to make your time on the server exciting and unique!

Our plugins include:

McMMO: McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools.

Factions: Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP.

Auctions: Auctions give the players the opportunity to spend or earn back the money they earn from killing mobs or selling items in the shop by auctioning items they may have ex. an enchanted sword where others can bid on it and raise the price to what they want.

And much, much more ingame!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpaxCraft

The SpaxCraft network offers many classic forms of gameplay going back to what made a server network feel like home.

KitPvP: Kit Based PvP

Factions: Raiding and Grief are all allowed! Conquer all of the factions to become the best!

Skyblock: Survive on a small island in the sky!

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mines Excavated:	1026	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fantasy Network | 1.20.x Factions PVP | 1.8 Combat | KOTH | Envoys | Custom Enchants | Skills

BEDROCK IP: 185.228.81.36 BEDROCK PORT: 25579

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Leyend Network

Factions

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Star Shards Collected:	82	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MyctlanMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

MyctlanMC Network

We are going to open the modality each week, to attract the public, which modality do you want to be the first to open?

Survival OP BoxPvP Dragon ball Survival Custom

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EuropeSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to EuropeSMP, the ultimate CPVP shop survival server where you can become the best player in the game! Join us and embark on an epic adventure as you build, mine, and conquer your way to the top. With a thriving economy, endless possibilities for customization, and a dedicated community of players, EuropeSMP offers a unique and immersive gaming experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on EuropeSMP!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GodForged

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome players!

GodForged is a 1.20.1 Greek/Roman Mythos RP Nations server!

Build a character, join a nation, and grow together with your community with the hopes of living in that era as a demigod! Will you be a hero of legend? A ruler whose legacy will be remembered? Perhaps even just a poor philosopher hoping to make a living. All these options and more are what the essence of the server is about, being able to forge your way forward.

Launch will happen once we officialize everything, and won’t be advertised until we know it is ready. So stay tuned for sneak peeks and leave suggestions in the discord!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

umeyir

Skyblock, Survival, Towny

AlfaNetwork is a Minecraft Server Established in 2023. Our Goal is a Fair, Safe and Fun Game Experience with You.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hollow SMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

a small SMP with a fairly-decently sized modpack to play and hang out on and optionally do some roleplay

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kila Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

A 24/7 cracked minecraft server with some custom items and custom enchants 😀 Also join our discord server for more info and daily updates!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	3143	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LifeSteal Network

Survival

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive Minecraft survival server! Craft, build, and thrive in a vibrant, player-driven world. Join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.