Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Businesscraft

Business, cars, Cities, city, City Rpg, Economy, Jobs, Survival RPG

Welcome to BusinessCraft!

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? Are you ready to adventure the city and find your destiny? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!

Server Dynamic Map

View our server dynamic map by clicking here.

City Life!

Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!

The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Become a famous Entrepreneur!

The servers economy is very dynamic, starting a business is easy but the process can change depending on the governments regulations. Businesses can scale up quickly by hiring other players and advertising. Discords and websites can be made to facilitate business operations and your business will be listed in our services list.

Become apart of the Government!

BusinessCraft is based on a democratic government system. Become a part of the Executive Branch by joining a government department and possibly one day running one as a Minister! Or get elected into the Parliament and create new laws with fellow Members!

Wild Life!

You can choose to live in the wild! Adventure the fierce survival world and build your base. Collect resources to sell them to players or the Government! Regioning your base creates a secure anti-griefing barrier. It prevent players from destroying or stealing anything out of your chests.

PLAY.MCBUSINESSCRAFT.COM

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StarFalls Network

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. We include: Survival, anarchy, Creative, PvP and we are happy to welcome new servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sylvcraft

PvE, Survival

Just something I screw around with, nothing major or fancy. Using Epic World Generator / Epic Nether Generator. Spawn is a cool imperial city map I downloaded. Pretty nice build if you want to come check it out. I’m not seriously looking for players, I’m making this to figure out how Votifier works cuz a friend can’t figure it out and came crying to me about it 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cultcraft.de

Bungeecord, Chestshop, Community, Creative, Farming, Freebuild, PvP, Survival

One server, many possibilities!

Survival / Cities / Economy / PvP / Creative / Minigames / Events & much more!since 2012!

No Pay2Win!

No activation: just join and get started!Stop by and get your impression.

One address for everything (server, TS3, homepage):

CultCraft.de

Survival

Freebuild

Are you a born lone fighter and live in the wild far away from civilization?Then set foot in our breathtaking landscapes today.Overgrown forests, deep jungles, dusty deserts or icy wastes await you!

Cities

When it comes to coexistence, a number of cities offer good expansion!If you are a born mayor, you can manage itTo create a metropolis that outshines every other metropolis?Or do you prefer the security of a settlement?

And will you become an economic giant?

With extended rights, such as the sole creation of properties by Worldguard, this becomes a klax!

PvP

Are you a real PvP fanatic?

Then build impregnable castles, improve your skills, using MCMMO,Recruit members for your clan, ally or become enemies with other players and create an empire that will stand the test of time.

Experience your special PvP adventure!

Creative

Just start building without having to worry about materials?Do you prefer to build in an attractive landscape or on a flat meadow? No matter, with us you get both!Would you like to stage the monument of your dreams? Then pick up the hammer and chisel and become one of the great architects in our community!

Farmwelt

Our farm world offers:Safari Zone / Nether / End / Farm map and a boss world.

In the Safari Zone you will be able to experience animals in the natural Minecraft environment and at the same time capture them using “Safari Balls”,The motto “Survival” is in the foreground. Of course, this would be far too easy without further ado, so you should be prepared for the strong monsters to stand in your way.

The Nether offers you another thrill, as does the end world with its numerous enemies and items.And as the crème de la crème, our boss world awaits you with varied challenges!

Minigames / Events

When it comes to entertainment, you get your money’s worth with us.We offer a variety of events and plugins that we have developed ourselves and organize them regularly!

A variety of events await you, such as seasonal events, special events and much more!And if that’s not enough for you, our minigames area is available 24/7!

Community

Our community is characterized by a wide age range. Everyone, whether child, teenager or adult, is warmly welcome and will be directly integrated into our family community.Plus, everyone has a say!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cactus Factions

Factions

Welcome to Cactus Factions, we are a small server looking to grow, we are currently looking for staff members and players. We really hope you Enjoy!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MinorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

NEED PERMANENT STAFF IMMEDIATELY

Officially launched in to Version 0.0.1 Come join us for the fun as we begin our adventure with your help crafting a server made for you. Come join me in game to help create a server that is fun for you.

Accepting Staff at this time.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Duckcraft server

bedrock, Clans, Economy, Events, MCMMO, Pets, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Duckcraft Server – Survival Server 1.16 and 1.20.X

IP: mc.duckcraft.com.br | Port: 10304

BASIC INFORMATION:

» You don’t need to have a VIP to break spawners;

» No excessive Redstone limitations;

» Updates whenever there is a new version of the game;

» Available for Bedrock and Java Edition;

» Opened for 2 years and improving.

Come in and come have fun with us!

Discord: click here.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Aurora Craft

PvP, Survival

Aurora Craft is a developing server that needs lots of staff such as admins, mods, builders and lots more! PLEASE APPLY WHEN YOU JOIN THE SERVER!!!!!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	716608	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Damage Incorportated Multimode

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Hi there, Damage Incorporated is opening up our private minecraft server to the public. We are a multi gaming clan active in alot of different games. The main focus of our server is to offer an enjoyable environment for our players while offering multiple gamemodes and minigames. We have extensive anti grief systems in place such as land claims and rollback systems, to make sure your hard work is protected from those pesky griefers! To join the minecraft server use the following address: mc.dmg-inc.com

To have a chat with us on our teamspeak server use the following address: ts.dmg-inc.com

You can find more information about our community here: www.dmg-inc.com

Hope to see you ingame soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lyondar

Creative, Survival

Lyondar is a fun Minecraft server with a plotworld, factions survival world, and a perk-enabled relaxed survival world. We have a great community, and would be glad to welcome you! Ranks range from 5 to 55 USD. Join today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Esparcraft

MCMMO, Roleplay

Minecraft server, non-premium, Spanish MMORPG active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, More information at:

http://esparcraft.corpmore.com/app.php/page/inicio?sid=f9a8b592c4d8bf1d56c2d4b694adaf08

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mythical empires

Arena Pvp, Banks, Bosses, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdom, PvE, RPG, Tokens

-= Mythical Empires =-– Gems and Money– Rpg Kingdoms– Jobs– Skills– Dungeons and Guilds– Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	203	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecochia

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Minecochia 6.0 is a 100% survival Minecraft server with more than 4 years of experience behind us. We are currently on version 1.10 Twitter: @minecochiaES

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Los Fenix

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hello People hehehehehehehehehehehehe I hope you like the server subscribe to my channel my name is Rafael_Gamer Marcano

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nova capital

ClanWars, Custom Items, Economy, Griefprevention, MCMMO, Survival

The Nova Capital server is survival for 1.20+ (Java and Bedrock)

– Land protection system with the golden shovel

– Server with compatibility to go from 1.16 to 1.20+

– System of voting boxes, event, majestic, sublime and nuclear

– Unique commemorative box system with a rotation of collectible items, where we celebrate special dates and trends. (items renewed each season)

– Economy, virtual server store with /store, player store in the chest

– MCMO system from 1 to 100

– Seasons bring new features but do not reset the map or data

– Chances to take out spawners (with soft touch)

– Killer, Viking, Sumo, treasure hunt, spleef and other events. – Clan system with clan war.

– Construction event every month with a new theme.

porta bedrock:10309

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.