Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft india

Adventure, Hardcore, Minigames, OneBlock, Slimefun, Survival

Hello And Hey There!

We are yet another Minecraft Server, so you must ask yourself “Why must I join this Server? There are Many Other servers Of More Than hundreds!”. Well, Read This And Find Out For Yourself

MCIndia is a cracked community server that aims to provide the best experience by offering new and exciting features for all players!. We at present offer 5 Servers that you can play on beingSurvival, OneBlock, Bedwars, Practice and Arcade

================= This Is What We Offer You =================

Survival with Slimefun ( Custom )Gives players more than 300+ unique items that do not require modsAbility To Grow Material Plants Like Gold, Iron PlantsSlimefun Lucky BlocksNew Food Items, Drinks, Plants, and FruitsBetter Weapons, Tools, and ArmorSpecial Machines, Technical Gadgets, and most importantly Magic!

OneBlockOneBlock is a survival map in which you stand on a lonely block floating in the void. You can mine the same block over and over, and it gives you basic materials that slowly become better and better. You go through certain phases, and the infinite block slowly upgrades to better blocks, chests, and new mobs!

Minigames– BedWars– Arcade Minigames– Practice

There are many custom features and progressions systems that are unique to each server. Come try it out and be a part of our community!

Server IP: play.mcindia.netDiscord: https://mcindia.net/discordWebsite: https://mcindia.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Laid-Back Survival

PvE, Survival

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime. Last, but certainly not least, we have Grief Prevention. A well-known plugin that allows players to claim land they would not like to have edited by other players, and you have the potential to claim up to 31,000 blocks for free! Concluding our brief summary on our server, we hope you find this server as a reliable platform to play survival on with other users.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Stratus Network

Hardcore, PvP

The Stratus Network is a Competitive PVP Network that aims to provide the best team-based PVP available. Featuring games such as Capture the Wool, Destroy the Monument, Destroy the Core and Team Deathmatch, it’s the place to be!

Legacy of the Overcast Network

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kaapcitymc

Dungeons, Economy, Skyblock

KaapCity MC – Skyblock Server

Welcome to KaapCity MC, a breathtaking Minecraft Skyblock server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Skyblock is a unique and thrilling game mode, and KaapCity MC has carefully crafted the perfect environment for players to embark on their island-building adventures.

**Endless Skies Await:**In KaapCity MC, players are transported to a boundless world of floating islands, each with its own set of challenges and resources. Your journey begins on a humble island with minimal supplies, and from there, it’s your task to expand, survive, and thrive in the ever-expanding sky.

**Community and Social Interaction:**At KaapCity MC, we believe in the power of community. Connect with fellow players, team up, and forge alliances to tackle the toughest challenges. Our server features a vibrant and friendly community, so you’ll always find someone to share your island-building adventures with.

**Join KaapCity MC Today:**Are you ready to embark on a Skyblock journey like no other? Join KaapCity MC and discover a world of endless possibilities in the sky. Whether you’re a solo player or a social gamer, our server has something for everyone. So, grab your pickaxe, build your island, and become a legend in the sky at KaapCity MC!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Faded MC

Economy, Raiding, Survival

Grow drugs, create a faction, rank up, and PvP! There are many ranks with different perks that can be purchased with in-game currency. As you rank up you’ll unlock better ways to make money. This is a non-pay2win server.

+ Active staff needed! + Custom-made ranks! +Calling all active people!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Galastic network

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Galastic network Factions,Prison,Bedwars. Join now for lots of fun and more servers to come to the network have fun on Galastic network.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Goldcraft

Eggwars, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rollcroft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hey there adventurer, Rollcroft is looking for people and we would like to see you around!

We dont run any mods, just some plugins and QOL datapacks, there is a Dynmap and optional proximity chat. Almost all server members are young adults, and we don’t tolerate bigotry so it is a chill community. Rollcroft as a server has been running since May 11, 2011, though the world only resets about every 2 years so its an exciting time for us.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Direwolf20 Survival

FTB

This server is a basic direwolf20 1.4.1 | 1.10.2 server, no items are banned and you are free to do what you want. Hope you enjoy!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trident mc

Abilities, Bed wars, Life, PvP Survival, Survival

Vote for Trident MC. Voting helps the server gain popularity by ranking higher in the listings. It will also earn you in-game rewards!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	4254

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hatrex

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Hatrex, started in October 2016 as a Minecraft server created by two YouTubers, Zrathex and HackersDontWin. The server includes many games including Skyblock, Skywars, and PvP, with many more to come! The staff team works hard to make this server work and we hope you can join on and have fun with us at play.hatrex.net!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

mcall.craft.gg

Factions, PvP

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minexo

Balanced Economy, Hardcore, Survival

MineXO is an upcoming Earth Survival server which released in August 2021!

Looking to branch into a large community, we’re starting off with our 1:500 scale Earth Map which is one of the largest seen on public servers!

We have tons of features similar to modpacks that you’ll love to enjoy.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Blazers

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A newly made Factions/PvP/Plot server with many games to play. Always adding new and exciting games and features, we focus mainly on player enjoyment, respect and replay ability. Our staff is always ready to help and even play with members who join. We have lots of plugins, including Factions, McMMO, Plots, SkyBlock, and many chances to win cool loot and things you normally have to grind to get!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PvPHQ

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO

Welcome To PvPHQ! PvPHQ is a 1.7/1.8 Minecraft Factions server! We are a dedicated server who listens to members and make the server from suggestion from our players. We have amazing staff who help out every staff member in each need. We also very well focus on communication. We have 2 ways that players can communicate with each other through. We have Discord and Teamspeak available for everyone. We are a very professional server and we focus on making our server custom by adding plugins custom made by our wonderful developers. We are a server with both Customenchanted factions and also HCF. We also like to have a variety of ways people can play on our server! Please do join our server and have a great time playing factions!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.