come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mines Excavated: 4426
Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Magic Crystals Found: 14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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