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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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