Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	5296

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JeelWars

Creative

Hi,This is Mine-hut server but it is creative you can do any thing here. -V-______________________JeelWars______________________ -V-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Farms Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lil Toad

Creative, Hardcore

Lil Toad server is is Survival server for people who love survival. a land of monsters and and able to build a nice house.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Terona heroes

Custom Enchants, Fun, Keepinventory, Minigames, PvP Survival, Rankup, Rankups, Safe Survival, Skypvp, Survival

» 🤩 Survival with custom enchants, tree gravity, vaults, warps,» 🎩 Crate rewards from voting, auction house, wilderness, claims» 🧍 McMMO, Jobs, homes, economy with shop, play time ranking.» 🚧 Sethome system, Economy, Most unique gameplay, Rank-ups!» ⭐ Keep inventory or xp on death. Exciting gameplay.

» 💰 Event Giveaways

» 👋 See you soon!

We are working everyday to improve this community.You think that you could help, please join us we want to hear from you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Xylonia

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Hello and Welcome to Xylonia PvE! As you may have been able to tell by our name, we are a Player vs. Environment server. This means that players fight against the world to survive. Our server had previously been up since 2012 but we took a short break and are now back! We have a very unique combination of plugins that allow players to have a more enjoyable experience than your average vanilla server. A few of the custom features that we have include: Custom Mob drops for a wider variety of enchantments and tools to use/trade Key Crates containing special loot that are only able to be opened with special keys dropped randomly from mobs throughout the world Pay Checks and lotteries to keep the economy flowing along with quests and jobs Player shops to allow for easy money making The ability to silk touch spawners Custom Claims that allow you to claim virtually anywher

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Initium Novum

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Initium Novum is a fantasy MCRP server, with its roots based in Ancient Rome and Venice!

The world is full of mysterious tales and terrifying creatures, such as the Ormr Dragons who work as the messengers of the four gods.

We encourage players to take their stories into their own hands with a free, open world RP environment. Our main goal is that everyone can have fun and make the most of their characters. There will be occaisional events, and on-request encounters. We’re small, but we’re happy. We haven’t yet opened to the public but we are aiming to be open by 01/01/2021! We hope to see you there! Feel free to join our discord to ask questions: https://discord.gg/eqNSm98aJ4

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nebublock

Economy, Redstone, Skyblock

NebuBlock is a new Minecraft skyblock server that was initially made for testing purposes. However, hours later we decided to just make a server. Right now, there isn’t much content, but please do join and give suggestions!

Features:– Custom Enchants useable by /enchanter!– Item Sorters; See /is visit Nebulafield for examples!– Automatic Crafters; Also see /is visit Nebulafield for examples!– Chunk Hoppers; 1 Per chunk, Shift right click to open menu to add filter items!– Auto Sell Chests; Sells every 30 seconds!– No Building Limits! Within Reason though aha… No seriously no lag machines.– Backpacks! Kinda like /pv, but you have it in your inventory!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SeffCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We present to you SeffCraft. SeffCraft is an Estonian server created by Seff300. On the server we offer you four different game modes BedWars, Defence, SkyWars and Survival. And we also get the keys to the Survival box by voting for the server, where you can get good things. The server is owned by Seff300 Forum: forum.seffcraft.eu Serveri Discord: https://discord.gg/rkTykpd

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Buildings Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zajebisty Net

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Awesome server, created by players for players.

On the server we have: -Factions -Survival -PvP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Terror server

1v1, Grief, smp, Survival

Server IP: Terrormc.aternos.me

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicWorldsMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Survival 1.12.2 with Tardis, Guns, Vehicles, custom worlds, custom mobs, custom treasures!

Raid a desert pyramid. Fight mummies. Become a vampire hunter. Build a TARDIS. Visit Io, the icy moon and fight frost breathing Yetis as you mine for fuel for your TARDIS. Travel to SKARO, infernal home of the DALEKS, or visit Anura, former watery home of the elves until the amphibius creatures under the sea revolted. Raid a deserted elven temple… Become rich! Quest for an artifact of great power. Use an AK-47 to mow down zombie hordes in the world of Outbreak!

Custom Mobs (bandits, ghouls, vampires, necromancers, minotaurs, shadows, void slime, succubi, lost souls, and more!); custom drops; custom worlds; TARDIS travel; portals; grief protection, lockette, MCMMO, ArtMap, mob hunting; player particles; and best of all — No Donations, no Keys/chests. Just play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ghost_Town

Creative, Economy, Survival

Where the Outlaw roams free. Minecraft for players of all ages. Creative world – Auto Mines – Rankup – Prison and other features coming soon. Mature Staff

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Boxpvpvg

Box, Custom Items, Events, PvP

boxpvpvg good boxserver and for pvp

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BogRealmsMC Skyblock

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

BogRealmsMC now with Skyblock!! Try out our most requested feature on our server. 6+ different island types to choose from. Challenges Teams Co-Op SkyShop and so much more coming. Try it out at /warp skyblock

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AG Creative

Creative, Vanilla

This is a server for Minecraft 1.12. So far all we have is a plot world for creative with 100×100 plots and possible WorldEdit access. The server website is: https://agcreative-mc.weebly.com/ IP: 192.99.142.213

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Voltagemc

Antigrief, Balanced Economy, classic, Economy, Friendly, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Slimefun, smp

✓ Java + Bedrock Crossplay SMP

This means you can join on any platform and version of Minecraft.

✓ Server up 24/7

This allows players to play at any time of the day!

✓ Fun & Friendly community

Our people are very friendly and welcoming to others (non-toxic)

✓ All Version Support

People on lower versions of the game can join, if the person doesn’t like the new version or their device can’t handle it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.