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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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