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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	8783	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6077
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	5562	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	309	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2871

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	7288	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	301932
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2249	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	9378	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	171
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2