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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4055 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!