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Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9965
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Void Gems Collected: 27 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Well, look no further because GOATchiakuta is here to spice up your blocky life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at GOATchiakuta and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3905
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9024
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4339 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

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  • ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

    ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7215
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

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  • MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

    MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9477
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Animals Bred: 161
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

    Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

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  • Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

    Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

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  • MonolithMC SMP

    MonolithMC SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2266
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 115 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

    MonolithMC.apexmc.co

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  • Jaysick & Co.

    Jaysick & Co.
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7898
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Jaysick & Co. SMP
    Server Type Survival
    Server Start Date December 9th, 2024
    Server Features Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

    Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

    A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

    Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

    A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is the server open to all players?

    A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

    Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

    A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

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  • Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

    Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 6748
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 93 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

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  • “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2081
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3939
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

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  • FartCraft: AITA Edition

    FartCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6553
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

    And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

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  • Gifts4MeXmasSMP

    Gifts4MeXmasSMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9828
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8336

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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  • BlockyPinkSlipCraft

    BlockyPinkSlipCraft
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 845
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

    We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

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  • BungalowBanterCraft

    BungalowBanterCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 912
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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  • Chemical Mix-Up Server

    Chemical Mix-Up Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9379
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Crops Grown: 6504 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1668 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

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    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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