Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 1432
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 289

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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