Laconia Towny | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	629045
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	9886	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	5103	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magic Items Found:	8577
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	4780
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	97
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Animals Bred:	155	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3897
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3435
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	5908	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	133
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2