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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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