KyonMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	4425
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Animals Bred:	126

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2814	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1507
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	896
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1973	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Players:	108/600	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7