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FriendshipCraft

concert cancellation, concert cancellation consequences, concert cancellation etiquette, concert disappointment, concert plans, concert sickness, contagious illness, disappointed friend, friend cancellation, friend communication, friend communication breakdown, friend conflict, friend disappointment, friend expectations, friend reaction, friend understanding, FriendshipCraft, last minute cancellation, last minute illness, sick child, stomach bug

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	6405
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a stomach bug? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when you least expect your kid to start puking before a concert!

Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!

FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4344
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1029
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	327
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3094
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	95
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	82	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	469490	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

administration, consumer prices, cost of living, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, egg prices, eggs, fuel costs, Galore, gas, gas prices, Government, grocery bills, inflation, market forces, policy, Politics, president, price hikes, supply and demand, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2766	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

SubmarineCraft Server

Alliance, Canada, cooperation, Defense, defense collaboration, defense industry, germany, international relations, Military, naval fleet, Négotiation, norway, Partnership, Procurement, Project, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, technology transfer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	4