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Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Votes:	4841
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	11	Potions Brewed:	95
Players Killed by Monsters:	4696	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1940	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	7667	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8635
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8678	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3