lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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