KyivCraft: Diplomatic Disaster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mines Excavated:	4046	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Armor Forged:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Dragon Eggs Found:	4265	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	1046
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	7275
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	9484	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Votes:	1017

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	885545
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9866

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	537

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4496	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10