Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

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Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1781	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1785
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6161	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

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🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

aita, bad person, Birth, BLOCK, Buy, Claim, Communication, DAUGHTER, declined, dna test, Edition, faithful, Father, GFFree, Girlfriend, guideline, Hospital, meet-up, non-invasive, Proposal, relationship, see, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Buildings Constructed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

Cardio, cardiovascular disease, Craft, diet and heart disease, foods, heart health, meta analysis, processed, processed food and cardiovascular health, processed food and chronic disease, processed food and disease risk, processed food and health, processed food and heart disease risk., processed food and heart health, processed food and mortality, processed food consumption, processed food effects, processed food impact, processed food research, processed food risks, processed food studies, systematic review, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, US prospective cohorts

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.