KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3404	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	26514	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Emeralds Found:	8380
Mines Excavated:	3645	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	415	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	274
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8522	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Void Gems Collected:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	114	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	2365	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.