haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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