haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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