so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Void Gems Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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