KurskCraft: Putin’s Sacred Duty

denial, Duty, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, Nervous, putin, Putins, russia, Sacred, sacred duty, Strange rant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2673	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where putin denies russia is ‘nervous’ about kursk incursion but instead is building a secret underground base to hide all the diamonds he’s hoarding!! 😂🤣🤪

we have a secret society of players who are dedicated to finding putin’s hidden stash and stealing it for themselves! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

rumor has it that if you can find the secret entrance to putin’s base, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet polar bear to guard your loot! 🐻💎

join us for a wild adventure filled with intrigue, espionage, and of course, plenty of minecraft madness! 🤯🤩🤪

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1652
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	2703
Star Shards Collected:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	807415	Potions Brewed:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	7

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	223
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4946

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	6595	Treasure Maps Found:	1

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8398	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crops Grown:	4541	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	803125
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6039
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!