come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Void Armor Forged: 30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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