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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1365 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 5103 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!