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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	135	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	519677
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6735	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9145

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	5677
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Potions Brewed:	191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Emeralds Found:	3709

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3921	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5