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Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3028

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchantments Applied:	169	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4790
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9658
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9406	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6298	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	717
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mines Excavated:	3135	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6