DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/MDkBAumTHM
WEBSITE BEING MADE SOON!
kronus.lol:25578
DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/MDkBAumTHM
WEBSITE BEING MADE SOON!
kronus.lol:25578
Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or accusations of bigotry here. So come on in and build your dream block castle without the fear of being judged for not understanding someone else’s struggles with stomach cramps during their period.
Join us now and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our epic Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll, baby!
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers! Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by an army of angry llamas! Swim in a pool of lava while riding a pig wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can trade with villagers for enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes! Or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess and watch as it tries to cheat by using its wings to knock over the pieces!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant slime, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can fight off spooky ghosts with ur trusty diamond sword. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing chickens? yea, it’s pretty wild.
and guess what? we have the best parties in town, man. we throw raves in the nether and have fireworks shows every night. plus, our admins are super cool and always ready to help u out if u get stuck or need some extra diamonds.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.
It’s, like, this crazy story where Trump, yeah, that guy, he’s all like “I want my share of minerals from this Minecraft server or else!” and everyone’s freaking out like “It’s blackmail, man!” But, like, we’re just here to mine and build and have a good time, ya know?
So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and maybe strike it rich with some virtual diamonds, then you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Plus, we have, like, the best parties and mini-games and stuff, so it’s gonna be a blast, dude! Join now before Trump comes knocking on your door asking for his cut of the virtual riches, haha!