KremlinCraft: Unleash the Blocks! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4274	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3361	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8230
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	7205	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	965	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1559
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5172	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	259	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	187
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1664	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	780454	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2