Kinder Realms

Economy, Minecraft SMP Community Homestead Shops Friends Updates Bug Fixes Events Bedrock Java Survival Multiplayer PVP Creative Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay Minigames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Kinder Realms – The Friendly SMP!

We care about our community – you can count on that. When you join, you are given a private homestead that you can expand, create shops, and add friends to.

Daily Updates, Bug Fixes, and Events

Bedrock and Java Compatible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	250	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Termina – Where Towny Wartime meets chaos and confusion! Keep your wits about you!

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Chaos, confusion, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, meets, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Termina, Towny, Vanilla, Wartime, wits

IP:	TerminaMC.com
Discord:	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock:	19132
Java:	25565

Overview:

Ultimate PvP and Raiding Experience on TerminaMC.com. Hardcore PvP, Towny Warfare, Termina Duels, Griefing, No Pay-to-Win, and designed for Hardcore PvP Lovers.

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave nothing but destruction in your wake.

2. How often can I raid enemy towns?

You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re a solo warrior.

3. Is there a pay-to-win system on TerminaMC.com?

No, there is no pay-to-win system on the server. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay, creating a competitive environment for all players.

4. Can I create my own kingdom in the wilderness?

Yes, with Towny Warfare, you can stake your claim and create a powerful kingdom in the untamed wilderness. Be prepared to defend it against other players.

5. How can I test my PvP skills on the server?

You can test your PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. Challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

6. What makes TerminaMC.com suitable for hardcore PvP lovers?

The server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. If you enjoy the satisfaction of a well-executed raid and the glory of victory in PvP, this server is for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Environment, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers General, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Objectives, patch notes, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Resources, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of spreading democracy like never before! Join forces with your friends to fight against alien insects and robots in a quest to liberate planets and save the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with procedurally generated areas and time limits, adding an extra layer of challenge to your missions. And if you’re successful enough, you can liberate entire planets and work towards liberating the entire galaxy! It’s like a space opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Don’t forget to check out our information resources, including the Helldivers Wiki, the Helldivers Training Manual, and the Helldivers Companion. You’ll be a pro in no time, ready to take on any enemy that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a hero of democracy in the most outrageous way possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some secret chemical agents that will give you the upper hand in battle. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die to a surprise creeper explosion.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5648	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Giulia In Cowboy Boots Minecraft SMP

Boots, chic, Country, Cowboy, Cowboy boots, cowgirl, fashion, fashionista, footwear, Giulia, Italian, Life, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Outfit, Passion, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, wardrobe essential, Western

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild west themed SMP where Giulia in cowboy boots reigns supreme.

Legend has it that Giulia once rode a creeper like a bucking bronco, tamed a pack of wolves with just a whistle, and built an entire town using only a pickaxe and some dirt. If you want to be part of this epic adventure, then saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital frontier.

But beware, the land is filled with bandits, outlaws, and the occasional wandering trader with a llama caravan. So grab your trusty six-shooter (or diamond sword) and get ready to ride off into the sunset with Giulia in cowboy boots by your side. Giddy up, partner!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	135
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

apple watch, browser history, Confront, devices, Grades, grounding, internet access, ipad, iPhone, laptop, NoMoreMinecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, racism, reddit, School, sexism, snooping, STEM, TechTakedown, teenager, throwaway account

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HotGFHotline – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even some steamy chat in the chat box. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and have them whisper sweet nothings to you while fighting off creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a group of players building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks? That’s just a taste of the wackiness you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected acts of kindness, like players leaving secret treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples for unsuspecting travelers. You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

One time, a player was being chased by a horde of creepers and suddenly a group of players swooped in on flying pigs, armed with rainbow-colored swords to save the day. It was like something out of a Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just witness the most epic random act of kindness yet!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KrazyFacs

Anarchy, Anvils, Community, Custom Plugins, Factions, Friendly, gameplay twists, Iron, Join, KrazyFacs, Minecraft, multiplayer, pistons, PvP, Repair, semi anarchy, Server, SNOWBALLS, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to KrazyFacs!

This is a semi-anarchy vanilla Factions server with custom plugins.

Some custom gameplay twists include: – Pistons drop snowballs when breaking snow layers. – You can repair anvils using iron.

Join our friendly server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9594	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Madness – The City that Never Sleeps! No Resets, No Whining, Just Fun!

ADMIN, Cash, Chill Community, city, collaboration, dragon slayer, Fun, International, loot boxes, madness, Minecraft, mob spawns, Player builds, Protection, proximity chat, PvP, Render Distance, Resets, Residents, Roleplay, Sleeps, smp, tps, Whining

Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	Vanilla Survival
IP	mcverse.city
Website	www.mcverse.city
Discord	https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	No, the server aims to provide a pure vanilla experience with only modifications to enhance collaboration, protection, and roleplay.
Is there PvP gameplay on the server?	Yes, the focus is on improving PvP gameplay with Clan vs. Clan battles.
Is there a player cap on the server?	Yes, the player cap is currently around 20 at peak times.
Can I claim permanent land on the server?	Yes, players can claim permanent land which they can come back to months or even years later.
Are there any in-game events or contests?	Yes, players can participate in fishing contests to earn rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypothetical Minecraft Server

advice seeking, awkward situations, coffee date, communication skills, conversation starters, hypothetical, hypothetical advice, hypothetical anon, hypothetical challenges, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical dilemmas, hypothetical encounters, hypothetical questions, hypothetical relationships, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical solutions, ice breakers, Minecraft, Server, small talk, social anxiety, social interactions

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward coffee dates again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities to break the ice and keep the conversation flowing. Want to impress your date with your building skills? Show off your epic creations and let your creativity shine! Need a distraction from those cringy moments? Dive into our crazy mini-games and challenges to keep the laughs coming. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest to share your Minecraft adventures with. So why waste time on awkward small talk when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to mine, build, and flirt your way to a successful coffee date!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Navy Craft Minecraft SMP

America, Armed Forces, Craft, Defense, Military, Minecraft, naval aviation, naval base, naval deployment, naval history, naval officers, naval operations, naval personnel, naval service, naval ships, naval technology, naval traditions, naval warfare, Navy, Sailors, smp, United States Navy, us navy

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we sail the high seas of creativity and build epic structures that would make even the Navy jealous! Our crew is made up of retired Navy SEALs who traded in their scuba gear for pickaxes and are now dominating the Minecraft world with their insane building skills. Join us if you dare, but beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy – those sneaky buggers tried to sink our ship one too many times! So come aboard and let’s set sail for adventure on the most epic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockPartyCentral

bills, BlockPartyCentral, disconnecting internet, discussion, family drama, feeding kids, GRILLS, hectic mess, helping mom, inflation, Liar, looking for apartments, moving out, outdoor furniture, Panic, sibling rivalry, smoker, sore muscles, Streaming Service, temporary living situation, unemployed sister

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family troubles behind, just like this player left their sister and her kids behind in a flash!

Our server offers a safe haven for those looking to build and explore without any unwanted family members moving in unexpectedly. No need to worry about sharing your resources or dealing with family drama here!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. Plus, who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you move out in a hurry if needed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3917
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretfulNoob in Minecraft SMP

growth mindset., hindsight, life advice, life experience, life journey, life learning, life lesson, life mistakes, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to teach you the most important life lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a diamond sword!

Join our server and you’ll learn valuable skills like how to outsmart a creeper, how to negotiate with a villager for the best trades, and how to build a secret underground base to hide from the pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties in the End dimension. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyComplexity

bureaucracy, Communication, complexity, CraftyComplexity, daily tasks, Decision making, education, Expectations, Healthcare, mental health, modern life, personal growth, Politics, relationships, social media, societal norms, stress, Technology, Time management, unnecessarily complicated, work

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unnecessarily complicated and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever seen! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.

2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!

3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.

4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	177

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2698	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23