KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8488
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	226
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8765	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	2818
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	121

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4120	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	101
Players Killed by Monsters:	4303	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.