come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Alien Abductions: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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