come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Love Letters Sent: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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