come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Endless Night Skies: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Magic Items Found: 1927 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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