come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers