| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
mc.kraftkings.com
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 75 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1151 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 742735 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9158 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6782 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1338 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2267 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Farms Harvested: | 468 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3208 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5271 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6128 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4123 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6318 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1307 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 555660 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 330 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
