| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 5992 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9266 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 114705 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1391 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1964 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1243 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 211 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6630 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7087 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 675 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9832 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3063 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 111 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 809049 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1603 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 167 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3888 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8516 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 |
